Spookytooth

The location of a single black, brown, or grey tooth located along the gumline usually surrounded by white teeth. Much like a lone tombstone, the spookytooth looks rotten and weathered. Offen referred to as a "dead tooth", the spookytooth generally only makes an appearance when a person smiles. They know it's there, you know it's there, yet they act like it doesn't exist if they don't smile.

Skankyspice looked so hot tonight until she smiled and that spookytooth scared me. She doesn't have a methmouth but I still can't bang her with that tooth staring at me.

by SavageNation August 25, 2009

The Spoon

An Irish Ma's chief form of discipline; brought against any child who disobeys. Form of casual corporal punishment.

Don't be an eejit or Ma'll bring The Spoon to ya.

by Séamus May 13, 2019

spooge

What you always find in your bathroom when you share an apartment with a very large lonely guy

I walked in the bathroom and Patricks spooge was all over the toilet . . .

by JMyo July 3, 2006

spoogebeast

A tough and virile man. Renown for his sexual prowess and potency. Enormously attractive to women and envied by lesser men.

Jane: I'm exhausted and can barely walk after spending all last night having sex with Mick!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!

by Mick_SB July 7, 2007

chocolate spoon

Pullin' out of a chick's butt and then she licks the poo of your dick.

I totally chocolate spooned Nick Phibbs's mom!

by Milf Masta Clitface and MC Rd January 1, 2007

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

chutney spoon

The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?

by Cyberman the Tory July 22, 2009