Mostly a white, dry pussy 30-50 year old mother who drives a "5 star SUV" to protect her so called "little angels" (meaning her children). With the stench of Happy Meals in her SUV, they can be found daily, picking up their children from school, the chess club, swim team, soccer practice, etc. Soccer moms are often liberal, and bitch about everything, from violent video games to when some one burps and doesn't say "Excuse me." Soccer moms can also be found in groups, which is called an oh shit.
Soccer moms pretty much worship their local public school, by attending all PTA meetings, forcing their little children to participate in all activities, and can always be found helping out at a school dance/play/concert/etc.
They are always against a war. No matter what the circumstance is of the war, there is almost always an oh shit in front of the White House protesting. A real soccer mom in this case would be wearing a shirt that claims her son died in Iraq; however, 65% of the time they don't even have a son at all, but just want attention.
Soccer moms also protest how the US doesn't care about America's youth. On some days, there would be a group of the protesters holding signs to stop DUI. Similar to the war protest, some soccer moms wear shirts that say their daughter was hit and killed by a drunk driver. Again, she may not even have a daughter.
When at home, a soccer mom are on the phone bitching to her other soccer mom friends, saying how their husband is so mean and doesn't care about her because he works 18 hours a day. The real reason that the husband works so much is because his wife spends his salary on a new SUV, gas money, groceries, and sends donations to organizations such at the Salvation Army, Red Cross, and the public school fund raisers. When the husband is finally home, he isntantly gets his balls ripped off by his wife because he worked all day. Just wanting to sleep, he goes to bed and the soccer mom gets all emotional because he only cares about work. Every day, she would think of how well behaved her little angels are in school. Ironically, her "little angel" is in detention at that very moment in order to feel liberated from their mother.
Also, soccer moms always flip shit when they see a video game in which anyone could be harmed in anyway. This means for her offspring that they cannot play games like Mario Kart, Super Mario, or even a hockey game because there are fights in it. In her eyes, this is how the ESRB rating system is:
Everyone: ok
E10+: E13+
T: 18
M: 21
Movies are almost the same thing. They refuse to let their child watch a movie like Finding Nemo because of the fact that the mother dies.
G: OK!
PG: Not safe
PG-13: They should be ashamed of themselves for making such a good movie.
R: *protest*
Soccer moms also are not generally smart when it comes to being offended. For example, if they are watching a Wedding Crashers and see the part with the girls on the bed, they will be enraged at the cast and bitch about how the movie is basically a porn movie. But instead of turning off the movie, they keep watching it anyway and get more insulted.
Soccer moms pretty much worship their local public school, by attending all PTA meetings, forcing their little children to participate in all activities, and can always be found helping out at a school dance/play/concert/etc.
They are always against a war. No matter what the circumstance is of the war, there is almost always an oh shit in front of the White House protesting. A real soccer mom in this case would be wearing a shirt that claims her son died in Iraq; however, 65% of the time they don't even have a son at all, but just want attention.
Soccer moms also protest how the US doesn't care about America's youth. On some days, there would be a group of the protesters holding signs to stop DUI. Similar to the war protest, some soccer moms wear shirts that say their daughter was hit and killed by a drunk driver. Again, she may not even have a daughter.
When at home, a soccer mom are on the phone bitching to her other soccer mom friends, saying how their husband is so mean and doesn't care about her because he works 18 hours a day. The real reason that the husband works so much is because his wife spends his salary on a new SUV, gas money, groceries, and sends donations to organizations such at the Salvation Army, Red Cross, and the public school fund raisers. When the husband is finally home, he isntantly gets his balls ripped off by his wife because he worked all day. Just wanting to sleep, he goes to bed and the soccer mom gets all emotional because he only cares about work. Every day, she would think of how well behaved her little angels are in school. Ironically, her "little angel" is in detention at that very moment in order to feel liberated from their mother.
Also, soccer moms always flip shit when they see a video game in which anyone could be harmed in anyway. This means for her offspring that they cannot play games like Mario Kart, Super Mario, or even a hockey game because there are fights in it. In her eyes, this is how the ESRB rating system is:
Everyone: ok
E10+: E13+
T: 18
M: 21
Movies are almost the same thing. They refuse to let their child watch a movie like Finding Nemo because of the fact that the mother dies.
G: OK!
PG: Not safe
PG-13: They should be ashamed of themselves for making such a good movie.
R: *protest*
Soccer moms also are not generally smart when it comes to being offended. For example, if they are watching a Wedding Crashers and see the part with the girls on the bed, they will be enraged at the cast and bitch about how the movie is basically a porn movie. But instead of turning off the movie, they keep watching it anyway and get more insulted.
Rinaldi burped aloud in the gym, vausing it to echo. He was then given a 10 minute lecture from a soccer mom on how he needs some manners. Being the dumb shit he is, he calls her a bitch. This resorted in a school conference about profanity in the schools.
by Mr. Gzella January 16, 2007
Get the soccer mom mug.A kid who plays soccer from a young age, then quits at around 12 or 13 because he finally realizes that he cannot play as well as most other people in his league.
Wow I thought that guy was good at soccer, because he played for like 6 years, but I guess he's just a soccer reject.
by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009
Get the Soccer Reject mug.Related Words
Soccer
Dumbest game ever. Involves a bunch of fags running up and down a three mile long field trying to kick a ball into a net like fifty yards wide. There is normally about thirty people from each team on the field at once. Teams only score like 1 goal a game. Its boring as shit. People call it the most popular sport to make themselves feel better about liking a garbage ass game. Requires no skill except for running and kicking a ball. Oh yea and flopping. Look at someone wrong and they will flop thirty feet and you will get a red card and be forced to sit your ass on the bench the rest of the game. They run around like Kenyans out there and you can't even sub people in. The clock don't even stop when the ball goes out of bounds. When someone finally scores you would think they just won the lottery or some shit. And who the Fuck decided to name it soccer? What the hell kind of name is that. Football makes more sense but American football kinda took over the name cuz its like 1000000000 times better. Lousy excuse for a sport. It's for white Europeans who aren't good enough to play real sport like basketball, baseball, hockey, American football, or anything else that actually requires skill.
Dumbest game ever. Involves a bunch of fags running up and down a three mile long field trying to kick a ball into a net like fifty yards wide. There is normally about thirty people from each team on the field at once. Teams only score like 1 goal a game. Its boring as shit. People call it the most popular sport to make themselves feel better about liking a garbage ass game. Requires no skill except for running and kicking a ball. Oh yea and flopping. Look at someone wrong and they will flop thirty feet and you will get a red card and be forced to sit your ass on the bench the rest of the game. They run around like Kenyans out there and you can't even sub people in. The clock don't even stop when the ball goes out of bounds. When someone finally scores you would think they just won the lottery or some shit. And who the Fuck decided to name it soccer? What the hell kind of name is that. Football makes more sense but American football kinda took over the name cuz its like 1000000000 times better. Lousy excuse for a sport. It's for white Europeans who aren't good enough to play real sport like basketball, baseball, hockey, American football, or anything else that actually requires skill.
by Its_Butters December 6, 2017
Get the Soccer mug.a sport that americans ignore, except for one month every 4 years, when they act like they give a rat's ass about the sport. once the US team is eliminated from the world cup, they ignore soccer once again.
soccer is futbol to many. but in the us, we like football.
dude, seriously, i mean i'm a big sports fan. i love football, hockey, baseball, basketball, racing, boxing- hell, i'll even watch bowling. but i just find soccer boring.
dude, seriously, i mean i'm a big sports fan. i love football, hockey, baseball, basketball, racing, boxing- hell, i'll even watch bowling. but i just find soccer boring.
by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006
Get the soccer mug.Soccer dudes are realy realy realy hot guys and boys who plays soccer and are tottaly jacked and of course have a six pack, the goalies are the sexiest ones
by Annomonys October 15, 2007
Get the soccer dudes mug.the gay man is a cock sucker
by dub schwan November 18, 2002
Get the cock-sucker mug.Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.
Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.
by CMBC June 25, 2009
Get the Cock sucker's cramp mug.