women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

Pro Soccer Game

A pride parade

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

by TapSnaporNap May 31, 2024

its called soccer

The way that the USA makes fun of the rest of the world during the World Cup 2022 (or any differences between the US and the rest of the world) in which they say "its called soccer!", referring to the fact that the USA is the only part of the world that doesn't call the sport "Futbol." This is usually paired with the phrase "RAHHHH", or the bald eagle flying emoji.

ITS CALLED SOCCER RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

by theaveragetiktokuser January 15, 2023

men’s soccer

A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.

hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over

by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021

Soccer

kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

ITS LIKE TRYING TO KICK A SOCCER BALL IN A NET HELD BY POLES.

by Machomistydoggo February 26, 2017

soccer

a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard

i play soccer

*walks away*

by onedbitch October 28, 2018