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Soccer

The world's worst, and overrated sport.
Mark: Hey man are you watching the soccer game tn?
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.
by DippyTheDuck October 31, 2023
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Soccer

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021
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Soccer Coach

My soccer coach made it so hard to walk today
by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024
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Soccer Nerd

A person who is obsessed with soccer. It becomes their entire personality and they are constantly talking about it
Joey Fink is a total soccer nerd
by Malachi brown October 7, 2023
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soccer drama

When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
by jfburke619 October 22, 2015
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Hungarian Soccer Team

Hungarian Soccer Team is the most overrated team worldwide. The hungarian fans are obsessed with them but they still suck at this sport. Worst team of all time!
Did you watch the match yesterday?

Yeah the hungarian soccer team lost 10-0 against a village soccer team. What a shame!
by Handsomeforsure September 2, 2025
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Soccer

The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.
by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022
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