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Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers
Jeffrey Flowers is slow.
by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023
mugGet the Slowmug.

Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
mugGet the Slow your rollmug.

Slow

by Urmomisgayer March 5, 2022
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Slow

“Not Chrisean unfollowing her son’s ig account but following the BD that didn’t claim him. She’s so slow.”
by xoxBabydoll January 20, 2024
mugGet the Slowmug.

slow rider

Ahhhhh! That slow rider was amazing!
by The blahster September 14, 2017
mugGet the slow ridermug.

Slow Mo Cupcake

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent
We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes
by Orch Dorks June 10, 2011
mugGet the Slow Mo Cupcakemug.

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