National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

slow bump

Slowly bottoming out in the girlfriends asshole

Chris slow bumped Chelsea’s asshole

by Show pony March 20, 2022

slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023

country-slow

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.

Often used as an adjective.

Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.

by Meow Jones November 6, 2020

stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Slow whine

an iconic song with basically one lyric

Chris can’t slow whine ugh what a loser

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020