to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma August 9, 2020

Slinky

A useless person that you would like to see pushed down a flight of stairs

Some people are like slinkies...
they don't really have a purpose,
but they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down the stairs.

Erin stop being a slinky.

by Leah19 February 29, 2008

slinky

A slinky is something u call ur friend by the name of becca

Hey Slinky

by Poodle May 8, 2004

slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.

The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011

slinky dinky

Adjective. An elongated limp johnson.
A penis which is no longer erect due to poor choice in arousal.

After realizing Jane was butt ass ugly, Tom was left with a slinky dinky.

by Battlecock April 21, 2017

SINK ESTATE

The place you go when you can't (or can't be bothered to) urinate in the toilet eg through weariness, boredom, occupied WCs or simply because you have consumed a bladder pressing and thus unbearably large amount of alcohol.

Paul "Don't fill the kettle for a minute I've moved into the Sink Estate"
Claire "For gods sake - please tell me you removed the salad spinner"

by Paulo Robbo September 13, 2011

shink shank

A much easier and pleasant way to say masturbation so that you can say it comfortably with friends and in public.

Bro mah legs were painin afta da gym. But two sessions of shink shank made me feel better.

by Gandalf the straight January 2, 2017