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Simon is Simon
by DownLoode February 13, 2019
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Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
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Simon

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon
by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019
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Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!
Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt
by Popbal March 24, 2019
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Simone

Simone’s are egg bitches that are shorter than ants and looks like gru. They will use anything against you in any way. They are also very homosexual but for some reason they date men
Whoa look out it’s simone better not say anything offensive
by Bobby ches April 11, 2019
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Simon

A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)
Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish
by petemcdonald April 15, 2019
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Samohn

Samohn is the best person you will ever met. She is independent, but is horrible at spelling. She is funny and gets along with all. She a big ball of energy and once let free she won't shut up. She is socially awkward when you first met her, but don't let that stop you because she never shuts up and is a ball of sunshine. She is super athletic but super lazy at the same time. once a Samohn sets her mind on something she is sure to succeed at everything. Samohn also gets side tract to fast, so don't talk for ever. Samohn loves slurping in texts *ssllluuuurrrpppp* and she's sexy so don't even man. Always cherish them because they are one of a kind. Samohn also has a nice ass.
Samohn is a funny person, love them.
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