party shorts

Name for cargo shorts worn on a BAMF. Don't even.

"Friday night - got my party shorts on. So much storage space. Guys, let's get weird!"
"OMG look at those dudes with party shorts. *giggle* I can't even contain myself. 'Hey boys, call me and I'll suck your c0*k!"

by seattleantihipster April 30, 2013

short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff February 14, 2012

Short bus

A bus for kids with brain damage.

Oh that guy rides a short bus, he probably like logan paul.

by Bruh moment 69420 yeet man December 16, 2019

short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012

short circuit

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.

When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.

by princess douglyn August 31, 2018

short vibes

The vibes someone gives off that make you think they would be short.

Bonnie really gives off short vibes, you know?

by uncomfii February 13, 2021

Short bus

Half a Xanax bar

Yo can I get a short bus I’m trying to sleep

by Dothraky January 7, 2022