shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020

Schittone

Italian slang word for a sudden bout of diarrhoea .

Subito dopo quel gelato mi è venuto uno schittone esplosivo! È stato terribile!

Just after that ice cream I got a explosive bout of diarrhoea! It was terrible!

by cacadoie February 18, 2021

Shitting 2kg

Basically when you haven’t shat in 5 days and you start pouring shit out of your asshole that is a never ending story of melted pistachio chocolate, the end.

Oi mate I’m shitting 2kg

by Robloxlover_123 January 15, 2021

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection

Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

shittinator

the aftermath of tacobell

i had a shittinator last night

by shittinator March 14, 2021

Shitting Shart

The Shitting Shart is where you take someone's shit and you shit, you take the others shit and put it up your ass with a large dildo, same with the other person.

1:lets try out the shitting shart BB
2: yes.
1: *shits on bed*
2: *shits on bed*
1 *takes 2's shit up puts it on their ass and putting it in with a dildo*
2: *takes 1's shit and does the same*

by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021

shittingforjeanandconnie

A seggsy mf have to admit Interesting to be mutuals with her just so hot and funny

Omg shittingforjeanandconnie follows you?

Yes I can’t believe it

Lucky

by ewww baka April 3, 2021