secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017

Secret Corndog

When a man keeps his penis a secret so nobody will know he has a penis.

"Now, don't go telling anyone about that secret corndog!"

by Ur Especially Secret Corndog July 17, 2017

secret evil

a person who is having an affair with another person who is already married

when thomas's wife was away for business, he frequently visited his secret evil and slept with her.

by greatcheese August 30, 2017

secret shoot

Noun, (SHE-CRET SHCUTE): A phrase that has many meanings, but we really don’t fucking know

friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!

by Sneezedonthebeat January 1, 2019

Legends Secret

A roblox group with the best admins! Basically becuase Kixg_Peyton is in it. Without him the group would be dead, so the group now is basically amazing because he's here. Peyton, however has several issues with some people at LS, They are irrelevant and jealous of Peyton's success. Peyton is also better than Apple, willa, and Cloudy eyes all together! Here's some reasons/ examples;

ApplePie712- Has a obsession over cookies, and her son is like older than her :/
Willa1234up- She likes so many boys here to the point where she is bootleg Taylor swift

Cloud- Calls peyton a bed wetter when she sleeps with a nightlight OOOOh

Legends Secret; Dude did you see that new island?!?
Other dude; Nope I'm gonna check it out!

by Skittle_Man June 26, 2018

secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018