Dirty little secret (DLS)

a forum dedicated to stalk, bash and leak content of various artists.

-Did you see the new photos up at Dirty little secret (DLS)?
-yeah man, damn those creepers sure know how to stalk!

by Johnny Manhood February 21, 2010

victoria's secret model

Those perfect bitches that show as much body as possible to shame you.

I do t ever want to be like one of those Victoria's Secret models.

by Harambewillneverdie July 11, 2017

Secret Handshake

With a full-zip jacket, get an erection and place it in one sleeve of the jacket. you then place that sleeve in the zipper of your pants and slightly zip it. carry the jacket to her in a non-obvious way, and offer it to her. she then places her hand in the sleeve as you hold it for her, and she gets a handful of juicy cock.

Its was a cold day so i decided so i decided to warm you up with a secret handshake

by Sharen Cox October 16, 2008

Secret Pocket

Another word for your asshole.

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."

-or-

Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.

by Anna M King February 11, 2006

Secret Agent Sanchez

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)

I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!

by Big "Fuck The Other Big Bosses" Boss November 10, 2008

Hannah Secret

In reference to the televison series Hannah Montana on Disney Channel

A secret that is so substantial it could change your life immensely. Few to none know. Usually constantly contemplated as to whether or not to reveal it. Mostly in the case of putting on large guises.

(ex: Being in the closet, Witness Protection Program, Illegal Immigrant, Crime, Big High School Drama, etc.)

Refers to Miley Stewart having the secret of being Hannah Montana

I'm the only person on the planet that knows. It's like a Hannah Secret.

by mrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrc January 4, 2011

Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008