Samuel

A little pissboy, a boy that conjures piss-clouds on unsuspecting, innocent cats and then revels in his insanity. Later, a kept man of a DND party.

Samuel, since you conjured that cloud of suspicious yellow mist that kind of smells, you are now called a pissboy.

by Samuelhater2k25 March 26, 2025

Samuel

He will smash your mom

Friend- hey you better watch out
Kid-why?
Friend- Samuel was talking about your mom,I think he is your new dad
Kid-I knew it, classic Samuel

by Mom smasher November 21, 2021

Igbogi Samuel

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by anonymous November 29, 2021

Samuel

Someone who enjoys animal cruelty

Bro don't let him play with your dog. Don't you know he is a samuel?

by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023

Samuel

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024

Samuel

A liar
He never tells the truth
He likes to frame people

“Omg samuel is literally framing Ava rn”

by avasbetter February 27, 2022

Samuel

Perfect in every single way

Ex. Look there’s a Samuel he is always SO perfect

by Thesamuelgod May 2, 2022