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National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 20, 2023
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swift

A kid whos name is Alex Swift. Known for the two gaping things under his nose that reminds me of dry flapping vaginas. I hate that faggot.
Was swift with ant russian all night last night?? Damn...Swift is such a pussy-fart.
by Rush Owens February 14, 2005
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Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.
1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.
by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007
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Kanye_Swift

When you decide to take a sad or great moment and ruin it with your slurs or negative ideas
Sam:He was my husband, he was an hone-
Tim: Uh excuse Sam but this dead man was not honest he was one of the worse men to live of all time all time.
Sam: *cries*
Man1: Get out of here!
Man2: Ohhh snap! He just kanye_swift
by Deztiny October 20, 2010
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swift

Someone who talks with a lisp.
" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".
by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
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SwiftKit

Used by fags who
1) Play RuneScape.
2) Are too lazy to download mIRC or any real IRC client.
3) Need to make more real life friends.

It is also sometimes known as SK.
1) z0mg i needz 2 play teh runescapes!
2) w0w dis eye are see client is teh crap but idk wher 2 find a dif 1
3)"Hey Joe want to come over?" "No I'm too busy playing RuneScape with SwiftKit"
by #bangme April 1, 2009
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stifty

An erection on a 50 year old man. Combination of the words "fifty' and "stiffy". stiffy erection

A discussion among friends about the pros and cons of turning the big 5-0 produced this term.
Steve may be half a century old, but he can still give his wife the ol' stifty.
by JGPresley December 28, 2010
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