jacob sartorius

cancer

jacob sartorius = cancer

by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 26, 2016

Jacob

an annoying dickhead

bill- oh theirs another Jacob

by dgrss March 26, 2019

Jacob

- Jacobs are some empathetic s.o.b's.
- They don't know the meaning of caring for themself.

- Not the most attractive human beings out there but have a heart 10x as big as their body
- Gets along with literally everyone: Plays video games with the nerds but it also on the basketball team.
- Also secretly listens to hard rock and heavy metal but no one knows except the people who have the pleasure to meet a Jacob.
- Also kind of a doofus.

A: Hey, did you see that new kid that moved down the block?
B: yeah I think his name was Jacob or something like that?
A: don't bother then. He is just going to sit inside and play video games all day.

by maple.smash March 29, 2019

Jacob

Asshole

Jacob is Just an asshole

by caveman1993 June 11, 2020

Jacob Sartorius

See Fuckboy

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."

by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017

Jacob Black

A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.

Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.

It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.

Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

by ILikeToScreamAtStrangers May 18, 2010

Karl Jacobs

grown ass man who everybody fucking simps for. Birthday on july 19.
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid

karl jacobs my beloved -chat

by ClaraNotFound July 25, 2021