Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Mushroom stamp

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp

Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it

by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016

tramp-stamp fiend

a sexually active man who only does women whom have tattoos on the lumbar area of their back and insists on doing it doggystyle only because he knows how ugly they are and doesn't wanna see their face.

did you see how ugly that woman Scott was with? Yeah...He's a tramp-stamp fiend.

by Paulytaz December 20, 2018

Elephant stamp

When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.

Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.

by Matt146 December 26, 2023

Cookie Stamp

When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.

Leaving a stinky spot on you.

Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!

by CGuajardo May 2, 2022

asshole stamp

When two men are gay and one of them sticks there balls in another’s asshole.

I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.

by Nolanparrish220 January 22, 2018

Champ-Stamp

Like the female tramp-stamp but for dudes that are tryin a little too hard to be cool and end up looking like a dork.

Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.

Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!

by SquirrelMan101 May 31, 2025