sharpoon

A rocket powered dildo that harpoons the punani.

Billybob how did you ever get that girl to marry you? Timmy I used the sharpoon My daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia.

by P T P September 19, 2023

Sharpsinsertable

A non hooman being. Acts without thinking. Probably owns like 5 cats, and they jump out of the window on the occasion.

Do you know a sharpsinsertable? We probably have 25k living around here somewhere.

by sharpsincestinvestment September 19, 2023

Sarpong

Sarpong is a name that means a great warrior, however he is a repost warrior and loves the club Manchester City. He thinks haaland is the best player in the world. And is obsessed with edits.

Guy 1: WHERES SARPONG?😡

Guy 2: kill yourself (now)

by Thegoatedone October 11, 2023

sharp steel rush

the feeling you get when you cut yourself with a knife or a blade

Tear me out your fucking heart since you love to bleed so much
Bet you love the sharp steel rush

by thegoditself December 3, 2023

Sarp

Sarps are the cutest guys ever. They are so incredibly smart and usually into philosophy but will never make you feel dumb - instead they'll go out of your way to make you feel good about yourself. They're alsp rly handsome, usually brunette with brown eyes and look rly good with glasses. They're very poised and it's so easy to get to know them and it feels like you've been friends for a really long time whenever you talk to them even if you haven't. Sarps are perfect

A: omg he's so perfect

B: yes ofc he's a Sarp

by Selenator22 December 7, 2023

Sarpines

when you're penis is super sore after having a bunch of sex. It is pronounced like sardines in spanish.

I just had the best sex of my life! I was going for hours but now I have a sarpines. :(
I was railing my girlfriend all night and when I woke up in the morning, I had sarpines.

by AndIHaveSarpines January 2, 2024

Sarping

Sarping is the act of removing 2 deceased individuals of the opposite sex from their burial sites, and placing them together in a Manner that depicts them engaging in intercourse.

Me: hey man I'm super fucking bored do you want to go sarping with me?

Buddy: Sure man, Casey's grandma just died should be nice and fresh, let's go sarp the fuck out of her!

by The necromancer May 26, 2024