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riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park
"i was riding the shart on my way home today"
by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021
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Knowledge sharting

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots
by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017
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Krista Sharted

P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted
by Cool_Campfire24567 October 1, 2022
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shart

expel feces accidentally when breaking wind.
noun
an instance of accidentally expelling feces when breaking wind.
by lbkhfjbf;jbqe November 11, 2022
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Three-Shart Finish

When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.
"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"
by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025
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SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca
I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk
by es numero caca J March 9, 2023
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To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"
Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone
by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024
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