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Rusty Anchovies

A Rusty Anchovy is when you grab an anchovy out of the fridge and cover it with tabaco sauce. You then insert the anchovy into the rectum and slowly pull it out. The flexibility and slimeyness of the anchovy, as well as the cool feel of the anchovy while being warm from the hot sauce cause and unusual, but not unpleasant feeling.
Parton: i was wondering what the chef special was today?
Waiter: The chef special is always rusty anchovies with a side of fries.
by the saucey chef February 22, 2011
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Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
by Shmizdow May 9, 2011
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Rusty Gold

The color of sperm being ejected out of an anus after anal intercourse.
I showed that girl I met at the club how to make rusty gold.
ass anal sex creampie anal creampie
by DefaceTheTemple September 15, 2011
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dusty rusty

A variation of the Rusty Trombone wherein two adult males who work long hours in close proximity, generally in mill or plant work, resort sexual acts to pass time, ending their evening with a rusty trombone
After two years of 12 hour shifts Mr. Smith finally asked if R.W. Would like to go all dusty rusty with the evening.
by Wham009 February 4, 2015
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Rusty sheriffs Badge

One morning Phil "McCrackin" Rollason rose from his bed to find he had a leakage out of his Rusty Sheriffs Badge. Upon investigation he had found out that Kevin Ryan had spent the night at his flat!!!
by Manwell hung November 28, 2003
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rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.
Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007
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Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.
Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!
by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009
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