Robert "ARR" Kelly

The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.

Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.

by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019

Robert Frostitute

Person who shows affection when given books or literature; a gold digger for books

“ I had to break up with that librarian, man. She’s a real Robert Frostitute, and I’m broke from taking her to Barnes and Noble.

by Slaggy D July 14, 2019

Robert Downey Jr.

The role of a modern day actor played by billionaire playboy philanthropist Tony Stark.

Fangirl One: "OMG its Robert Downey Jr.!"
Fangirl Two: "OMG! I love that character! Tony Stark is the best actor, like ever!"

by Ima Dicted November 11, 2019

robertsplaining

When someone named Robert over explains something, well intentioned but often annoying.

Usually someone named Henry overhears it.

I overheard some Robertsplaining between bess and robert, it wasnt bad but just a bit awkward.

by taftman November 13, 2019

Robert

Someone who’s never cuddled w the homies

Wow that guy hasn’t come to our homie cuddling session such a Robert

by Not Katie February 16, 2020

Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020

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by robertrobertrobert. robert March 21, 2020