retardate

The noun form of "retard". People often call others "retards" but this is probably a technical misuse of the word, since "retard" is a verb. The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

by Steve LaPierre May 7, 2003

Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.

Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.

by B-Lister November 15, 2010

retarded gazelle

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.

josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.

by youwantme23 January 23, 2011

retardedly attractive

The act of holding so much attraction, that the pursuer goes dumb/retarded.

Joni was so retardedly attractive, that I forgot my name and went dumb.

by Badgirljojo September 29, 2014

Retarderet

Er ligesom din ven der hedder Jeppe.

"JEPPE! DU ER RETARDERET!"

by Rasmus Andersen February 28, 2016

Retard Ball

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball

Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!

by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017

Retarazard

The Final evolution of a retard.

Look at John's final form a Retarazard!

by Maybegaymaybenot June 8, 2018