religious jew

while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell MAZEL TOV!

in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting by using my.... "religious jew " ....subsequently the bitch was blinded for a week

by tzadik770 October 19, 2008

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religion

Any belief that one has, and will never change from outside sources. It has nothing to do with god, or the meaning of life, or what happens when we die. it has nothing to do with where we come from. a religion is nothing more than a concept one believes with all of their heart.

A code of honor is one type of religion.

by karri0n October 17, 2003

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religious Christmas

Euphemism used when embarrassed about being too poor to buy gifts for any one.

Pat: I am really having a religious Christmas this year.

Bret: Yeah, I’m out of cash, too.

by Bret, Mary Eileen's Son December 10, 2008

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Refinition

An attempt to whistle-blow on social ticks whilst gaining the upper intellectual hand by writing the critique in definitional form. However, that one eats itself.

Hey - I know I should be working but I can't stop thinking about all the possible refinitions. When there's no ref, all ya got left to defend your rights is yo gun?

by daveJonesdaveJones April 1, 2009

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Religion

An incestuous morality and "good" excuse against homosexuality but for some reason priests can still molest boys and girls can pledge their virginity to their fathers.

Losing my religion, it's gross

by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010

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