Chode Rocket

When you whip the the king kong long shlong and it hits him/her/it in the face before they can open their mouth

"man i just dropped a chode rocket on rebecca."

by Dangitbelikethat May 23, 2020

Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.

Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.

by blondelover69 July 5, 2022

Shitfuck rocket

The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023

Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died

by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 23, 2022

Roodolph Rocket

A Christmassy way of talking about a penis

Chris: Amy in that ugly Christmas sweater has my Roodolph Rocket blasting off

James: stop dude

by Longdickham November 19, 2022

Piss Rocket

When you piss in a bottle of coke and put a Mentos in it.

Tom: "OH SHIT"
Tim: "What?"
Tom: "A group of children, shoot a Piss Rocket at them."
Tim: "Got it"

by ririinsta January 16, 2022

Boston Rocket

To draw or make an object into the shape of a Penis (don't forget the balls).

Nick has drawn a big Penis on Adam's note pad. Oh look says Tristan it's a 'Boston Rocket'.

by Nice one Roy! February 3, 2022

Rocket job

Jerking a guy off with his own balls

Duuude Dave’s wife gave me a rocket job last night

by daaaavie December 4, 2021