Rice crust

Rice crust is the tiny speck of sperm that gets left inside the urethra just at the tip of your penis after you ejaculate. Over time, it hardens up and blocks the inside of the urethra. As a result, when you go to pee the next morning, you have a pee-splosion as the pressures rips the solidified piece of ejaculate out of your penis leading to a sharp pain.

Yo man, I spiderman-ed the bitch last night! Although, I paid for it the next day with a rice crust in my penis. Karma is a bitch, I say!

by biGGieboo February 24, 2011

rice cakes

that one food that you can eat all the time

"damn ella you still eating rice cakes?

by Daddario March 14, 2018

rice-ist

One who automatically refers to all Japanese cars as a "ricer". Also, one who has a hatred for any car that has been modified unless it is a Chevy or Ford.

Billy Bob Buttfuck over there called my 300zx a ricer because I put rims on it. At least I didn't jack it up like his F150 shit wagon. Fuckin' rice-ist.

by dosxfx September 25, 2015

rice cracka'

While the term "cracka'" (or "cracker") is used to describe someone who is "white trash," RICE CRACKA' is its Asian counterpart, a.k.a., "yellow trash."

My dad is a RICE CRACKA'. When I was growing up, he'd sit around in his wife beater and boxers, drinking cans of Bud, yelling obscenities and blaming the white man for his troubles...

by MoGyver December 16, 2011

brandon rice

Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.

If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.

by Hahahaha sisjsbs June 1, 2017

Stacia Rice

(Noun) Rice that is horribly cooked, soggy, about 2-3 weeks old and reheated. Is commonly made by a teenage girl, who is a horrible cook but knows how to make toast... hopefully. Usually Stacia Rice is a mix of white rice, wild rice and garlic salt and a whole bunch of other things found in the cabinet.

Dude, that Stacia Rice actually tastes really good. Is this shit really 2 weeks old?

by Jzpoodle January 10, 2012

Rice caked

Someone who eats to many rice cakes and there asshole looks like the surface of a rice cake

Look at Gary Thorpe's asshole, he eats way to many rice cakes , he definitely has been rice caked

by Türner October 5, 2018