poon jabby

The place where a man sticks his healthy boner. The love opening. See hatchet wound.

Tommy likes to pound Brooke in her poon jabby until she squirts magical tarter sauce. Mmm Mmm good!

by Jocko Johnson March 14, 2004

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast December 9, 2008

Poconos

A part of North Eastern Pennsylvania , MONROE COUNTY. Not Pike County , which consists of people who drive to Jersey to go to KFC and 1 walmart. The Poconos is no other area around MONROE COUNTY. The Poconos consists on New Yorkers who are trying to live the "good life" and wiggers. it is seriously about 70% black/hispanic. Whites are the minority here. Theres too many drugs you can buy anywhere if you know how. There is alot of ghetto though theres ALOT of rich people. They all live far in the woods though.
Theres alot of resorts and hotels and fuunnn things to dooo , and soon to be casinos.

the big black guys at the casino theatre in Mt. Pocono are drug dealers. The Poconos is where lots of dirty people who left their shitty cities came.

by L0VERLYY. July 6, 2006

testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.

(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.

by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008

poon cakes

1.an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
2. somebody who's a douche bag

1. come here poon cakes and suck me
2. that guy is such a fucken poon cake

by poonmaster3000 April 28, 2007

poon

n. 1) female genitals, vagina
2) sexual intercourse, specifically, from a woman
3) less commonly - Tang orange drink mix, prepared in a 2.2 liter water jug called a poonjug

background: shortened form of poontang.

1) When she took off her panties I could see her shaven poon.
2) I'm getting me some poon from my lady, tonight.
3) Lets mix up some Poon and go watch some TV.

by Benabus November 27, 2004

Poon Poof

A slang term for "queef", when air is emitted from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse, stretching, or exercise. Has a flatulence like noise but no smell.

I was doing the Crane Pose in yoga class when I let out a little poon poof.

by tendollarlameo June 30, 2011