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flingin the poon

To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act

of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.
Steve put his best man whore clothes on, to go on a mission of flingin the poon
by AshleyMichelle. April 8, 2015
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hit the poon and leave real soon

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money January 27, 2016
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Mun Poon

1. The poon that is acquired while attending a Model United Nations Conference during the Delegate Dance, or in other social forums such as during committee or on the plane back home.
Dwayne: Hey, Tim. Did you get any Mun Poon this weekend?

Tim: Why, yes, Dwayne. I received copious amounts of Mun Poon. It was truly a Model United Nations Conference that I attended.

Dwayne: Given that the poon received occurred at a Model United Nations conference, I suppose it would be accurate to refer to the poon received as Mun Poon.

Tim: Yes, Dwayne. Yes it would.
by Jewsemen March 4, 2012
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aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping
young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009
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purple poon

an urban slang term for a black females vagina.
"man shaunda has a beutifully purple poon"
"dude your mom has purple poon"
"i love the purple poon"
by Travis October 26, 2004
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puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.
I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.
by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017
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shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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