Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.
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by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011
Get the Plank Rape mug.The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.
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Get the Planking mug.The art of lying on your stomach on a pole or an object of similar thiness. Planking can be done anywere. To be an official plank one must have their arms by there sides be facing downwards and legs straight, no holding on.
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Get the planking mug.the act of lying face down, with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces, and then photographing it. Also known as 'the lying down game' in Europe and Japan, and 'extreme lying down' in Australasia.
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My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.
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