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Penis

A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.
Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?
by Ritardondo September 22, 2016
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Peni

Peni, twelve or more penises gathered in one place or area.
I heard Jenny had peni at her house last night.
by lynkozz March 30, 2015
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penis

the thing males have in there pants.if you are a man and dont know what a penis is then in between your legs. the long thing shaped like a sausage. also known as a dick
by OVAR900000 July 17, 2011
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Penis

johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect.
by Sexpert May 12, 2003
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penis

things emilie scherer likes to pretend to suck, to get attention!
"I didnt go to school cause i sucked too much fake penis!"
by Mike_Unt69 May 2, 2009
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Penis

Plural penises dick
1. The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction.
2. A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals.
3. Comes in all sizes and colors
Tiara:That dude said is penis was 23 inches long
Sara:yea right
by Chayundra June 12, 2008
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penis

a lovely rod where gurls bounce on n produce th best juice eva .....!
nathasha is cumin to bounce again on my penis tonite
by rodee September 15, 2011
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