clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.

She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.

by ryan February 26, 2004

Punching the pony

The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.

Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.

Shanainai was punching the pony last night.

by Defamation January 27, 2009

toddler punch

This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.

'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.

by Big-Bad-Gob September 3, 2006

Butt punch

A punch that is delivered to the buttocks of one who has his/her bottom in a protruding position. This punch can only be achieved with a minimum of 3 people and requires a conventional method of execution.

Person 1: "Butt punch!"
Person 2: *Delivers the punch to the extended posterior of Person 3.*
Person 3: "AHHH SHIT!"

by Buttpunchers August 29, 2011

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

Gunt Punch

Website that had glorious goals to entertain the masses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as a blog.

It is filled with stories of debauchery of scale proportions that may make you laugh and/or puke but more than likely just make you wish you'd never came across it.

I feel like reading stories about fat girls with bloody tampons, I know, I'll go to Gunt Punch.

by PigFace January 1, 2009

munch and punch

When you perform oral sex on a girl with the hope of getting her so turned on she won't be able to resist when you come up and penetrate her. Usually done is a quick manner so as to avoid any hesitation on her part.

I was hooking up with this girl last night who was so hot, I desperately wanted to be inside her. She told me early on she would not sleep with me so I had to pull out the patented munch and punch, worked like a charm.

by StanleySteemer October 27, 2010