politician

A politician is one who will say and do that which is necessary to get elected to public office.
NOTE: A politician’s first job, once elected, is to get reelected; therefore they must say and do that which is necessary to get reelected.

All of congress, after all they are "The Politician"

by THX2001 May 17, 2014

politician

a soul deprived being that somehow people actually like (reminds me of furries)

You: I saw a furry earlier today.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 13, 2018

A politic

Someone who spent the first 20 years of adulthood in their mum's basement playing Fortnite

He's clearly a politic

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

Incompetent politicians

What the swamp is chalk full of

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

Politicking

Taking a long time to do something

"Quit politicking on the computer... you have been on it all day!"

by $nowflake May 29, 2009

Politicking

Conversing about politics.

We where politicking about the war.

by Nate Hamer January 15, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003