Cow Patty

Gateway Computers

The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009

Pattywacker

A kitchen tool used for splitting frozen burgers and other frozen foods.

Jim used the pattywacker to split apart the burgers instead of a knife.

by pattywacker May 14, 2012

splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004

York Peppermint Patty

A black person who acts like a white person.

Person 1: Let's go play a pickup basketball game at the park?

Person 2: No thanks, I'm pretty bad at basketball.
Person 3: That guy is such a York peppermint patty... No black guy is bad at basketball.

by Astrothegreat January 14, 2015

miss perfect patty

Someone who people try to pick on and bring them down because they "seem" perfect(good grades, boyfriend, gorgeous, great sense of style) but in reality the person goes through a lot of bullshit and people make it worse

Wow she's miss perfect patty

by miss perfect patty December 27, 2016

platypus

A fantastic hull. Provides great chats and good times in general. Potential barns beware, cross this aquatic mammal and vengence will be swift yet just.

Yeah you may be a hull but you aren't that good, you should really aim to be more of a platypus.

by SWK January 5, 2004

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003