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planking

A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.

5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Did you see Kaleb K. "planking" on Fb? Yeah, Stacy Wilkinson invented planking.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
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Plankster

an elite force of highly technical people who practice the art of planking.
Ashley Schaffer is the best plankster in the World.
by Schmaster November 22, 2011
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Plankblank

you have no idea where to plank anymore. you've planked everywhere and have no where to plank left.
i'm in a plankblank
by Macguru311 December 10, 2011
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plankinsons

the opposite of michael j fox's disease where a person is still for so long it becomes ridiculous.
"did you see jimmy on stage last night?" "yea he had total plankinsons"
by hoyhgdwugevd June 9, 2013
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plankwad

A word used in replacement of curse words. Derived from trolling.
You know I get so tired of hearing all this Plankwad!
by Lamoney April 10, 2017
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PLANKTON

Oh no it’s PLANKTON run for you life”
by Rara2007 February 26, 2018
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Planktard

Planktard is a person that looks like a deformed blob fish
She looks like a planktard every day.
by hfbriyebf May 8, 2018
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