Penis

You know damn well what it is.

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 1, 2019

Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 15, 2017

Penis

A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.

Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?

by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

Peni

A bundle of penises

Alexis Texas took many peni in one video.

by Mr.peni January 13, 2017

penis

the thing males have in there pants.if you are a man and dont know what a penis is then in between your legs. the long thing shaped like a sausage. also known as a dick

my penis is getting smaller

by OVAR900000 July 17, 2011

Penis

johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect.

by Sexpert May 12, 2003

penis

things emilie scherer likes to pretend to suck, to get attention!

"I didnt go to school cause i sucked too much fake penis!"

by Mike_Unt69 May 2, 2009