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paint your picture

Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody
Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?
by Thick master July 11, 2014
mugGet the paint your picturemug.

Paint Brush suprise

When you release a load of cum on a persons chest and/or face and rub the cum all around the spot where you released with your dick, like a paint brush.
Mr. Stark, Andrew's teacher was so horny that he gave him a Paint Brush Suprise. Andrew liked it so much he gave his teacher a cleveland steamer
by Kyle J. Davis January 7, 2008
mugGet the Paint Brush suprisemug.

painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.
by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009
mugGet the painting daddy's ceilingmug.

paint the wall

Don't paint the wall, man. Hurl in the shitter.
by Pinkie LeStrange April 3, 2010
mugGet the paint the wallmug.

ain't no paint in that yank

Adjective, meaning that something will fail, or won't work.
also means something is wrong.
When a person, who is high, tells you that you should ride a dolphin like a skateboard and do a 360 in mid air.

you'd say " Man...ain't no paint in that yank!"
by Guffmasta5000 August 22, 2009
mugGet the ain't no paint in that yankmug.

joes paint shop

a paint shop where joe mamma shops! (inside joke!!)
ur mom went to joe's paint shop!
by domino January 23, 2005
mugGet the joes paint shopmug.

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