The J-ROB FOOTJOB

A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.

Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

Rob

(Robo) - Sweet, smart, sexy ... and exceptionally verbose. A Rob is kind and will literally give you the shirt off his back - and good thing, because he looks fantastic naked. He is all sorts of wonderful things but doesn't seem to know it. For all potential future readers - he would also appreciate a righteous blowjob from time to time.

Oh hi, Rob.

by Robo.Bri December 23, 2021

Rob

Rob is incredibly attractive and charismatic! He’s a wonderful person with a big heart. Rob is sincere, genuine, loving and kind. Rob is the most handsome man you will ever meet! If you ever meet a Rob, you’ll want to spend all your time kissing his beautiful face!

Rob is the sexiest man everrrrr!

by Cat lover 22 November 24, 2021

Rob Dahm

to take on a task with faith led by passion

characterized by youtuber Rob Dahm building amazing shit without an instruction manual

Woman: Damn I don't know how I'm going to get through this pregnancy and school
Friend: Just Rob Dahm that shit!

by hellafraiche August 20, 2020

Tries To Gaslight and Rob Into

Community tries to psychologically torture someone into being sorry and walking back their words... I'm not. Nor will I ever be.

Hym "Tries to gaslight and rob into doing it. I'm not ever doing to do it. That's what you'd LIKE me to do but I'm not getting the credit or the money I would require to do it AND... Even if I had it, I STILL wouldn't take it back as I AM CORRECT. You don't deserve any sympathy. You are sacrificing my freedom for safety THAT I CONTROL. I CONTROL WHETHER OR NOT YOUR KIDS ARE SAVE AND THIS A DESPERATE AND PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO TORTURING ME TO DELUDE YOURSELVES INTO BELIEVING I DON'T. It IS and always has been a breeder racket and FOR DOIKG SHIT LIKE THIS... YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN MURDERED UNTIL YOU LEARN TO STOP. It's hilarious that I have to explain it to you. You'd think with all of the school shootings you would have figured it out by now. A desperate attempt at clawing back control you won't ever have. You will fail and I will not. The sooner you accept that, the safer your kids will be."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

Rob

An ugly ugly man-child who looks like a spot of new mold on expired food that you have to inspect twice to make sure it is in fact mold. Just a nasty, moldy, stink, expired onion ring, man-child.

“Ewwww, don’t eat that bread, it’s covered with rob!”
“I literally got food poisoning and was in the hospital for 3 days because I kissed rob!”

by hateorbehated March 10, 2023