Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
by JowlMaster April 17, 2023
Get the Bowser Oilmug. by Bengali fish November 26, 2024
Get the 1000 bottles of baby oilmug. by PeterGazer24 February 28, 2024
Get the Big black oiled up manmug. Waterproof clothing consisting of overall pants and a rain jacket used on the deck of a boat or anywhere you might get wet.
by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023
Get the oil gearmug. 
It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee
by Nightmare N8 March 15, 2022
Get the Brown’s Root oilmug. an unattractively skinny girl or woman who lacks curvature or a developed body. A distinction should be made between "slim and shapely" and slim and slim. An olive oil would be in the latter group.
All she does is cardio, Pilates, and fat reduction drugs that make her look like an olive oil, no azz, no legs, no body of any kind. Please someone help her.
by Sheilee August 17, 2025
Get the Olive Oilmug.