Owen

This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.

“Damn owen got an ass so phat it has its own gravitational pull.”

by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021

Owen

An Owen is usually quite a complicated dude. He tends to be very nice, amazing smile (usually has dimples) fairly handsome and could probably get any girl if he wanted to. However, an Owen almost always has its down sides. Owen often times is socially awkard and doesn't like to speak a whole lot all the time. He is seen as more of an introverted extrovert- meaning once you get to know him well enough, he is a great guy. When spoken to he doesn't always have a whole lot to say either. It becomes quite a plain conversation when speaking to an Owen (mostly due to his kindness). Despite his kindness, he also can tend to be quite inconsiderate towards others. Not really catching what should be said and shouldn't- causing others to either hate him or truly dislike him. He doesn't express his emotions a whole lot but even when he does, he has a hard time doing so. He is a great guy, but often times misunderstood because how he is as person.

Date an Owen.

Person 1: How was your day today?
Owen: It was good, just tired.

*end of conversation*

by ThisIsNotAnOwen November 24, 2021

Owen

a manipulative ass. also the most charming and funny lad you’ll ever meet

Girl: omg owen is such an ass

by noahmiller? June 19, 2021

owen

95% of the time is a rapist. The owen i know has recently had some struggles so he takes his anger out on young innocent women.

Owen: *forces himself on an extremely ugly female such as katie rogan*
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.

Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.

by the craccen November 5, 2019

Owen and Kelley

Made for each other together forever

Owen and Kelley are perfect for each other

by JJ1307 October 4, 2020

owen nickel

dank papi meme king.

i am owen nickel

by dank papi meme king March 12, 2020

Owen

Someone who is very cocky about themselves and can never get a girl to kiss him, even when they are dating. Someone who never stops singing. He just never stops

Owen? Yeah what a fuckboy

by carina rosado September 30, 2018