A Clapped Nathan

When you pour gravy in your nostril to flavour your brian

If zombies are going to eat you, you might as well do A Clapped Nathan.

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Turtle Clap

The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.

Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.

by Nasty tab September 21, 2017

Stockton Clap

When you equally spread feces in your hands and slap someone in the face. Usually very effective, as tweakers in Stockton use this awful technique.

"That nigga tried to get up in my girl's cheeks, so I hit him with a stockton clap."

by lilallah18 May 10, 2018

Looping Clap

A strange disease that afflicts people who make excessive use of Roland drum machines or emulations thereof.

"Check out my sick beat"
"Yeah, dude, you've got the looping clap. You should see a doctor about that."

by obscure_robot August 20, 2012

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone (usually when they break a rule/law)

You'd better get out of there before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020

Clapped nonce

Fucking ugly ass pedophile

hey Josh do you think Tommy is a clapped nonce?

by Quagomolebork June 3, 2022

Butt Clap

This is when you have gonorrhea in your ass.

She can only give you butt clap with her strap-on if she licks it first!

by Moose Hole March 25, 2009