Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

by Daddy Long Snake August 02, 2010

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horro9cks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 07, 2016

Mini Franks

Intentional mispronunciation of "many thanks," an expression of gratitude

"I just ordered the pizzas, man."
"Dude, mini franks!"
"No problem."

by Allah Cthulhu March 05, 2013

mini wee

a dwarf/little person taking a piss

Yo, I saw this guy in the bathroom, I never thought I'd see a mini wee, but I saw it dude, I saw it.

by 343N October 28, 2020

mini crit

the act of ejaculation upon seeing an inticing image

I just mini crit in my pants!

by Dante31 October 21, 2010

Mini Il

The new Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who isn't quite as crazy and not as smart as his father Kim Jong Il.

The generals are upset with Mini Il, he wants gold chopsticks instead of his father's silver ones.

by zen velo December 19, 2011

Robin Mini Hood

A sexy witchy woman of the highest calibre of intelligence. She will steal your soul and offer it up to the river Gods. She never Strays too far from the Nashwaak River, because she is in love with it.

That Robin Mini Hood is a high lvl hippie.

by Robin of the Woods September 03, 2020