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Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth
Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
by A-Lex April 16, 2006
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Macro

A computer program which preforms a repetitive task (Can record keystrokes and clicks)
I used a macro so i wouldnt have to do so much work.
by Kurt Gonter April 14, 2006
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Microsoft Word

A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!
I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!

What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!

5 MB!? Are you fucked?

Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!

Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
by Babababaasascscvdgbdrv November 21, 2009
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Microsoft Windows

1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
I use Microsloth Winblows...errr I mean Microsoft Windows
by Malice September 16, 2003
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macroherpetophile

Macroherpetophiles want to fuck Godzilla.
well... a herpetophile is sexually attracted to lizards. Macro, of course, indicates great size.

There is a huge Macroherpetophile community on the web although they have seemed to go underground since the 90's
by Chowdizzle August 25, 2007
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microskirt

An especially short miniskirt, abbreviated to the point of being dangerous to wear outside of a theatrical venue, as the brevity of the hemline does not provide the necessary coverage an otherwise more full-length skirt would provide. Microskirts are frequently the "skirt of choice" for prostitutes, exotic dancers, or women who simply like to attract attention (see: "Go Hoochie") and/or like to live dangerously.
Paula was wearing a microskirt when she got propositioned on the street. She should have known better!
by GoHoochie September 22, 2009
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microcock

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.
by amnca November 5, 2003
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