12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 29, 2021

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allie may

She's a brunette who lives in Alaska. She is the funniest most sarcastic bitch I've ever met. She's probably the only friend I know will always be on my side at the end of the day. She will always put you first before herself. She will repeat everything you say in a sexy voice to make it sound dirty as a joke. She will eat and bleed Tacobell and Redbull. She has the worlds most perfect hourglass figure. Her laugh is really loud so be careful cracking a joke in public. She's taller than your average girl but will beat the shit outta you regaurdless. She's got the worlds most beautiful smile and the universes prettiest pair of hazel eyes.

Kyle: Allies got a big ass
Allie May: I can hear you, & i know.

by Buddyboybuddyboy January 16, 2015

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sarah-mai

a beautiful person that everyone loves

wow you are definitely a Sarah-Mai

by Zane armstrong January 29, 2021

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May 30

Your gf/bf has to invite you over to have sex. Or atleast give head to eachother

Babe come over it’s may 30

by Love proffesor May 21, 2022

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May 5

The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.

Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.

by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021

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