Magic Jacket

When one has consumed many alcoholic beverages and can no longer feel the cold.

It's cold out, I need to drink more to get my magic jacket on.

I don't feel the cold because I have my magic jacket on (10 beers deep)

by akadanmarino October 18, 2010

Magic Chinese Buffet

Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.

Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.

by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

Magic Springs

The only theme park in Arkansas. There is a few good rides, but the park is outdated and falling apart. The park has changed management like 15 times because apparently having shitty food that you stand in hour in line in for someone to fill a soda cup is what makes a theme park great. They advertise having concerts during the summer, but are just cheap ways for emerging artists to get extra dough between tours. The even have special tickets for dumb nuts: the season pass, because people are too stupid to waste money more than once.

Hey! Lets go to magic springs!

Dude: yea! wait three hours in line for my $15 soda to get refilled!!!

by Thephsycocritic May 9, 2013

magic coke

Mixture of coke and red wine; got it's name from Michael Jackson allegedly mixing red wine and coke then giving it to underage kids.

MJ got the unknowing boy drunk with a magic coke.

by Germantraveler January 31, 2014

magic cookie

a very disgusting game involving a cookie and a bunch of gay guys in a circle

similar to limp biscuit

by Jim May 13, 2005

magic card

fake ID card used by underage kids

hey man can I hold $100 to get a magic card made so that I can get into the club tonight?

by TushiGizzle April 24, 2006

Magic Mexican

A white person who owns/owned a cat with one blue and one green eye.

Ethan: Hiya Steven, how about we hang out at my suburbian house for a couple hours and later go skiing?
Steven: Sounds like a swell plan to me!
Ethan: Yeah! And we can bring my cat with one blue and one green eye as well!
Steven: oh you magic mexican you.

by Savannah s. February 28, 2009