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Magic Springs

The only theme park in Arkansas. There is a few good rides, but the park is outdated and falling apart. The park has changed management like 15 times because apparently having shitty food that you stand in hour in line in for someone to fill a soda cup is what makes a theme park great. They advertise having concerts during the summer, but are just cheap ways for emerging artists to get extra dough between tours. The even have special tickets for dumb nuts: the season pass, because people are too stupid to waste money more than once.

Hey! Lets go to magic springs!

Dude: yea! wait three hours in line for my $15 soda to get refilled!!!

by Thephsycocritic May 9, 2013