Smell Mail

A Fart. A Fart intended to disgust a nearby person with only using the air as a conduit.

After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.

by Will and Steve December 20, 2008

x-mail

the increased rash of "cute" e-mails received around christmas time, mail that one x's out of immediately and delets without forwarding on

man, my in-box if full of x-mail like every november and december, takes me forever to clean up my in-box this time of year

by tracy v December 20, 2008

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009

me-mail

the act of emailing one's self important documents or information for later retrieval at a different place.

"Not having a printer or a USB flash drive, I me-mailed my paper so I could work on it later."

by CD DiG November 23, 2009

Robo-mail

Email that comes in from automated sources that a user has subscribed to, such as newspapers, blogs, retailers, travel sites, the Urban Dictionary etc.

Just checked my email and dang, nothing but robo-mail. Or: Sorry, your reply got buried in my robo-mail.

by Dr. Determined February 9, 2010