Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.

Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!

by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023

Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

Bitch Mittens

The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc

Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.

by Madghost28 May 6, 2023

indonesian mittenfucker

The Indonesian mittenfucker is a way to describe an Indonesian man who has more than 8 cats

Hey dude he looks like an Indonesian mittenfucker

by Thundercunter October 15, 2023

Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9

The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course

by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023

kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.

"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."

by written_slander November 24, 2023