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metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.
" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."
by alex r November 16, 2004
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merow

merow - A random word said by teens and mentally retarded old people who think they are cats. Originated In Canada.
...merow ?

Person#1:Hello, How are you today ?
Person#2:...merow
by Amanda June 23, 2004
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metronatural

Official slogan of Seattle. According to Seattle's Convention and Visitors Bureau who spent 16 months and $200,000 developing the word, it's meant to evoke the urbanity of Seattle proper with the beautiful natural surroundings of the city and encourage people to do business at the Washington Convention and Trade Center.
Seattle is metronatural.
by Eric Haddock November 6, 2008
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metrosexual

If a guy got swapped into the body of a woman, the metro would still be able to get dressed in time for work...
Stans and his metrosexual past gave him the knowledge to easily sort thru the complete mess of make-up, hair products, shoes and fashion this lady had so he could fix his hair, find matching panties and a sexy outfit just in time to catch the 8:30 train.
by eliotno3 June 28, 2010
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Metronome

The BEST FUCKING POKEMON MOVE EVER. Patented by the kickass pokemon by the name of Clefable. It makes a motion with its fingers. THEN RELEASES THE BEST MOVE EVER. It's soo much of a kickass move, that it does A RANDOM POKEMON MOVE. It can DO ANY MOVE from FLAMETHROWER to fucking growl. kickass.

PWNAGE!
My Clefable used Metronome and fucking roasted your ass with Hyperbeam, you got murdered!
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metrohomo

person with a penis that likes to use lotions and gets manicures and facials (may include cum facials). also enjoys wearing clothes that look like they belong on women. wears shiny lensed glasses indoors. listens to techno. drives a volkswagen. says the word "fiasco". thinks he looks best in the color pink. enjoys warm phallic objects in the butthole. Basically encompasses all homos and "metrosexuals".
Oh my gosh, is that a man purse? You are such a metrohomo!"
by 1-800-889-8964 February 24, 2005
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metrosexual

simply a male who is socially gay but straight in the bedroom.
> gino got his nails done and went tanning today

- i think he is gay , i don't know any straight guys who carry a purse around

> actually hes metrosexual and his girlfriend is a hottie
girls love metros
by kareemo February 16, 2006
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