Fisher Long is a really cool guy who has very nice hair. He is probably gay, but he doesn't like labels. If you tear down his "cool guy" attitude and mountain of hair gel, you'll find out that he's just a cute dork with an adorable laugh. He's so kind, even though around his friends he acts very rude. But when you get down to it, he's so sweet, and so nice to be around. He's got everyone falling in love with him but he doesn't notice.
Damn, that guy is such a Fisher Long
Can you believe how much of a Fisher Long he is?
How does someone ask a Fisher Long out?
Can you believe how much of a Fisher Long he is?
How does someone ask a Fisher Long out?
by Fish_her_in November 27, 2017
Get the Fisher Longmug. by oogaboogaboi November 14, 2017
Get the Long Schlongmug. 
A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.
Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck
by LongNecker February 18, 2015
Get the Flavored Long Neckmug. Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
by gollomosh September 3, 2022
Get the Long schlong telegongmug. by Starchylde May 23, 2016
Get the really long hairmug. That bathing suit must be made for a girl with long crotch because the waist is really skinny but its really long.
by The Dryer Sheets May 13, 2005
Get the long crotchmug.