Loafing

The act of buying a fresh loaf bread and leaving it in a public rest room known to have an active gay community. After 24 hours, the loaf is collected and sexual gratification is obtained from smelling and eating the scent infused bread.

Richard needs to go back out to the rest stop on route 4, he is trying out loafing.

by Brumbyschef February 9, 2017

loaft

loiter

"the 5-0's gonna bust us for loafting up here"

by Jessica August 5, 2003

[donkey] loafer

One that wafts in donkey nutsack sweat, then proceeds to lick gouche.

Last week, Blair was a donkey loafer.

by HustlerJ April 26, 2006

peddy loafers

peddy loafers are those $4.99 walmart pear of slippers those old pedophiles wear with there balls hanging out when they go to check the mail as the kids walk home from school.

dude i saw the old peddy crook wearing his peddy loafers eye'n up those kids today.

by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007

loafing-about

Taking a large dump that resemble loaves of bread, while wandering through a park, garden, vegetable patch, forest, corn field and/or pumpkin patch.

It was a mistake to sign up for that nature walk after I had all that Indian food because I was uncontrollably loafing-about that botanical garden.

by Luvstopoopfromfiber February 17, 2009

loafed

To fuck up; to fail at something

Yeah, you pretty much just loafed...

by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016

Loaferhams

Cankles mixed with thunder thighs and everything that jiggles

"I love your loaferhams!"

by Parasyddle October 26, 2016