Kyle

A gay man that get rejected by Alliyah and looks like Red from Angry Birds .

There is nothing more gay than a Kyle.

by @s_h_o_t_t_a November 5, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the definition of a black hole of mountain dew and happiness. No positive thought feeling or game will escape his clutches as he laughs at your foolishness. He likes writing edgy poetry and making stories that are always depressing. He has a close group of friends and requires an infinite source of sunshine Aka happiness to keep him of the back of others. HE DON'T LIKE FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: Stop being such a Kyle Jason.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.

by Krygenic freezing November 6, 2019

Kyle

A guy who talks to sluts but is to busy slamming monsters and punching drywall to hang with them

kyle: "Sorry baby, gotta slam the pack of monsters tonight"

(Girl): "Kyle why wont you love me"

by 69pussyslayer420 November 7, 2019

Kyle

Kyle a young boy who has very small genitals then grew up to be a sewage cleaner not only he can’t maintain a relationship nor does he brush his teeth he has much confidence on his dirtbikr

Look it’s a kyle he fends off monster

by Grandma slayer 69 November 13, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.

Nice Girl: I think I like Kyle
Me: L-o-freaking-l

by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019

Kyle

Kyle: A man who is usually pretty funny but tends to get left out from time to time. He would really be in to history and geography and likes to share his knowledge with his friends. Usually he would love to ski and is creative. Also he likes memez. And loves the game GTA 3 XD

Person 1: “Wow he’s really a Kyle”

Person 2: “Damn this Kyle kid is badass”

by Loltrollguyx November 16, 2019

Kyle

May seem like the worlds best human being because he seems to be this human loving hippie. Reality is not what it seems. The guys a manipulative good looking guy who makes plans then bails on them simply because he’s ‘busy’ all the time. When the truth is that he’s too busy sucking his boys off since he ‘don’t wanna be tied down by no bitch’. What kind of mom and sister overpraise ther son and brother on social media like he’s this perfect angel? Like do ya’ll know he’s out making mad girls eskimo sisters? Weird.

Them: what a great boy Kyle is
Me: yeah he gave me some of the best Eskimo sisters there is

by jugssszz November 16, 2019