The Knob Phillips

When a guy is getting head and pulls out and blows it all in her hair. But he is chivalrous enough to get her shampoo to help clean up herself. the best part is that his friends are nice enough to help too.

she be suckin, and you be blowing in her hair. step 2 includes getting shampoo. you did the knob phillips

by dbpicksix October 6, 2009

slob on mah knob

An act of someone being really annoying and in your grill.

1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.

by Keepitrealbro December 20, 2009

Mangey-Knob

Mange - a skin disease of mammals caused by parasitic mites and occasionally communicable to humans. It typically causes severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions.
Knob - penis, dick, cock

When some stupid asshole of a guy irritates or pisses you off he is a mangey-knob
feminine = mangey-fanny
Me: that idiot just cut me off
Friend: what a mangey-knob

by JCVY April 26, 2011

knob of doom

my homeboys penis, they are usually found on bears made of sugar, found on a sugarbear

hey man u gonna poke her with your knob of doom

by kneehigh December 4, 2010

nom-de-knob-twiddle

A name of convenience used by ham radio aficianados, while they roam the airwaves.

This is ZL5371, aka, fathead, what's your nom-de-knob-twiddle buddie?

by mangovega October 20, 2010

knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.

Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"

by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010

Knob Twitch

Word used to describe a female who makes your penis move in an extremely sexual way.

William: "Did you go to that party last night?"

Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"

by BamBeatz April 15, 2009